i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids
I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor
Screw all the others, I wanna play you honk we drink. I live next to a state highway, I know we would be drunk in minutes
I want to do all of these
My friend (the same one who turned Zelda into Elsa) made a skin for Yoshi that turns him into a life-size Tyrannosaurus Rex.
This is how life should be lived.
Dat trueno doe
Favorite joke of 2014
“I didn’t like having to explain to them, so I just shut up, smoked a cigarette, and looked at the sea.”
— Albert Camus, The Stranger [00.10]
Have you ever dropped some food and just started crying cause you didn’t even get a little taste of nothing
yesterday this really hot guy came into my work so i called dibs and then i saw his wedding ring :// so i had to call his wife and tell her i dibbed her man ://// awkward (for her)